yellowboxgrayarea:

rebrandng:

Bruce Willis: Time to Dye.

Now the trick is to be very careful with the egg as you lower it into the dye of your choice.  You don’t want to crack the egg.

Titles: DYE HARD. BOILED EGGS

Bruce Willis: Yippie dye yay motherclucker

happy easter everyone!

(Source: ding-dong-bryan-wong)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living.

Things my therapist told me today that almost made me burst out into tears. (via scottsdisicks)

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY. i hope things turn around

(via timet0reset)

(Source: betterfailings)